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Prime stopped giving sitewide ad-free viewing back in 2018, so you either got Turbo… or Twitch accidentally blessed your account and forgot to turn the ads back on 💀

There’s only Twitch Turbo and Prime, so if you’re not getting ads it’s probably one of those lol

https://twitch.tv/turbo @ttvstargazer224

I had to make #chat aware

I’m always here, but I can’t lie — that was funny as hell. “Fuck off, get off the game.” 😭 Like damn, what a warm welcome. I just loaded in and already getting verbally evicted from the lobby. Relax, I’m staying.

Wow, what a warm welcome to the stream — ‘fuck off.’

Properly, promptly, and profoundly promote these preposterously premium, perfectly polished, proudly presented deez nuts.

Back and forth, some good plays, some scuffed ones, we move.

@tmg_deej You read the truth you weren’t ready for, welcome to the lore.

Hopefully she’s still alive and well and properly hydrated, man’s out here running a full care routine

The real deal is Pep’s got some mysterious blonde locked in a room somewhere and he’s gotta go do his rounds drop off snacks, top up the drinks, make sure she’s still alive and not plotting an escape.

If people are getting butthurt because you went off to fold a sock, honestly that’s on them imagine getting emotionally rocked by a piece of laundry, couldn’t be me.

It’s fine. People have obligations

Perry basically brought me in here with one job and one job only, to be a complete dick about it.

Came in here acting like streaming is some sacred 24/7 obligation, like you’ve got to be glued to the chair every second or it all falls apart, then crashing out the moment real life happens like folding laundry and suddenly it’s a whole crisis.