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we went thru hella sex ed classes and yet my classmates got pregnant

we went thru hella sex ed classes and yet my classmates got pregnant

the sandevistan be similar to that cuz it speeds up reflexes to the point where everything around u significantly slows down

the sandevistan be similar to that cuz it speeds up reflexes to the point where everything around u significantly slows down

yk how dead eye be in red dead redemption?

yk how dead eye be in red dead redemption?

me usin my sandevistan to pull out of a girl before i get her pregnant 🙏

please let me have a Sandevistan ✌️

we’re gonna be livin in the world of Cyberpunk

me usin my sandevistan to pull out of a girl before i get her pregnant 🙏

please let me have a Sandevistan ✌️

we’re gonna be livin in the world of Cyberpunk

however the chances of me touching Bezos are equivalent to a stud’s chance of getting a girl pregnant

however the chances of me touching Bezos are equivalent to a stud’s chance of getting a girl pregnant

dont even worry auntie, i’ll avenge u

dont even worry auntie, i’ll avenge u

imma bust all over Bezos shiny bald head and let it crust

imma bust all over Bezos shiny bald head and let it crust

how tf does that get delayed

how tf does that get delayed

i remember watchin some brazilian bimbo

i remember watchin some brazilian bimbo

it’s okay uncle i’ll be redeemed and jacked one day

it’s okay uncle i’ll be redeemed and jacked one day

like the professor

like the professor

imma wear my old drawls incase things get nutty

imma wear my old drawls incase things get nutty

no goggles

no goggles

get in the splash zone

get in the splash zone

show and tell squirt challenge

show and tell squirt challenge

holy shit auntie u dry

holy shit auntie u dry

i got no drinkypoos

i got no drinkypoos

freaky friday gettin to me

freaky friday gettin to me

im sorry ms bastet

im sorry ms bastet

yes unc i will wash my ass incase she wants to eat it

yes unc i will wash my ass incase she wants to eat it

for what i lack in length and girth, i’ll make it up in munch skills

for what i lack in length and girth, i’ll make it up in munch skills

i cant wait for a text from chubby hispanic fine shyt asking me to eat her out 🙏

i cant wait for a text from chubby hispanic fine shyt asking me to eat her out 🙏

im tryna get folks to vacate the premises

im tryna get folks to vacate the premises