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I like going to chik-fil-a on Sundays

using time stopper on flash LUL

it was the following screen

yeah

ah, I forgot that one too

it’s the lower right corner of screen

health energy 2 on flash on the second mecha screen

quick man is probably last laser section

okay

did you get the 1up in bubble?

do you have crash bombs?

I was heated myself

probably

ah, okay

have you beaten heat man?

an 80% filled item2 gauge or so can get you all the way

liar

you said you couldn’t do the blocks

stop lying

you gotta get the 1up in heatman

look at this cheater using hints

you said it, not me

KEKW

2 off

nope

!speedrub

!golf

guess what my stream streak is at LUL

he just stood there and ate the crash explosion…

even if you’re in hit stun animation

every time you press B while this boss is on the ground, it will jump

@Moonlit_Angel_814 therea5028Finger

you’re telling me that you won’t be the one to bring everyone down tonight???

Do you have item 1?

lol.. teli’s having more than 1 health LUL

but yeah, I just had to vent a little

my mom yells at me when I don’t wipe up after my sons after each bite. I usually wipe up at the end of dinner

because her hands are still sticky

my son’s toys are all sticky now

the sad thing is that my sister-in-law is a nurse

what’s worse is that she went over to play with my son’s birthday presents

I literally just finished sweeping the floors, wiping down the crumbs, and wiped up chlorox wipes on all surfaces

grandma’s like, “do you guys have a vacuum?” I’m like, “I’m not vacuuming that cake up. it’ll get all sticky inside it”

they put their plates in the sink, but left their kid there

she rubs her sticky hands all over my chairs

and she gets up and decides to jump into grandma’s arms, and grandma doesn’t even try to wipe her hands down

my sister-in-law and her boyfriend left the table after they finished their cake, leaving their 3 year old daughter there

why the fuck are some people so fucking slobs that they don’t even clean up after their kids

I’m gonna rant a little bit

did you get the 1up in quick man laser section?