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wifes sister had to use the bus amd train

i am asbsober qs a human can possibly be

ik sober i swear

actually i swaera god loves alcohol

I sent god my nessage

I AM FEELING GREAT 😂😂😂

IM STILL STANDING

!lurk

i gotta figure something out

im actually cooked

Wifey doesn't have a drivers license either

It's probably more

i don't know

I'm not ubering 60 euros worth

She lives a 1 hour drive away

OUGHHH

SO EXPANSIVE

Uber so expensive

Show up hammered? no

I CAN'T JUST GO THERE ANYMORE

I CAN'T DRIVE

OMFG I JUST REALIZED IM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DRUNK, I HAVE TO GO GET MY WIFE'S SISTER FROM HER WORKPLACE

oughhh

ong od i can loke heat dej 10 times beyyer

Im loke so damn frunk is crazy

Hennessy brou

I'M ACTUALLY SO TIPSY

DEEJ HELP

!lurk

"BROUUU" -Moonie

I'm tapping the crack

i feel nothing

and to get hammered

im just here for deej

i have Deej

i don't have any of my friends on speed dial

hit the gwiddy

Helloooo helooooo hiiii

Same with Hello hi

I'm literally drinking Hennessy rn

Yesir

!drunk

Opennannoor

Openanoor

You can fall doors door and door noor

whos deej... deej nuts

DEEJ NUTS

Y'all didn't do proxy

Deej nuts in my mouth?

Proxy chat would be so funny though