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I think mynis and kru both have 100+

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if I didn’t break my streak, I would’ve been at 197+

you should do what fleke does. VIP on 100 steaks

probably

no, I lived in Brooklyn

look it up

Marlboro projects

what’s worse is someone left a used condom on our doorknob. that was fucking horrible

I used to wonder why people left so many wet balloons on the stairs at a young age

people skipped stairs because they were playing games. I skipped stairs to avoid those biohazards. we are NOT the same creatures.

would you pick up food off those stairs and eat it?

city folks walked up and down the stairs filled with piss and manure while smelling marijuana, seminal, and vaginal fluids

I would NOT drink from my hose

tap is 200+

garden hose TDS at my house is 450+

g’night iona!

sounds like he had it his way, one way or the other

oh, LUL

what does it mean though?

wtf is bk

neither should I

you may see it, but he can’t see it KEKW

my wife was getting antsy after 3 years of dating

@WhinyBabyPissyPants no idea

who knows. I know my sister-in-law doesn’t like that he hasn’t popped the question

speaking of missing sight… LUL

they’ve been together for over 8 years

not brother-in-law. at least not yet

well, I didn’t know where you lived on day1

when I first saw you

that’s how I knew you wasn’t him because you have both eyes LUL

his left socket is shut. I don’t know if he has it sewn shut or whatever

it was highly likely inherited from her father because his left eye was removed at a young age for the same thing

yeah.. it was sad when we found out. they’re trying to save both eyes

she was diagnosed at 1 I think

I think so

yes, she’s got retinol blast-something

not eat off of a Culver’s floor

and what’s worse is.. my niece has eye cancer. if I was them, I would be doing my best to take care of her health

I’m not saying exposed to germs isn’t good. it’s just what they did with the goldfish cracker

of course, she’s anti-vax. she says she prays every night for forgiveness for getting my wife and her sister vaccinated when they were younger

my mother-in-law is one of those who is anti-science, anti-health care type of people. she thinks being exposed to germs is good for you

fucking disgusting

they picked it back up, and gave it to her

they dropped a cracker on the floor

yes, the boyfriend is who you look like

I remember when we were at Culvers one time in Michigan, they gave her some goldfish crackers while we were waiting for our food

here’s another gross thing I remembered about my sister-in-law and her boyfriend

well folks, we’ll take that as a confession