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i think Pararescue folks are tuff

i think Pararescue folks are tuff

Your gas prices are so wild you’ll be riding horses pretty soon

Your gas prices are so wild you’ll be riding horses pretty soon

i think the stereotype with SEALs is that they write a lot of books abt their experience

i think the stereotype with SEALs is that they write a lot of books abt their experience

Yeah Chino I got it when I was a year old

Yeah Chino I got it when I was a year old

@saintmolly do u get a bear cub when ur a toddler auntie?

@saintmolly do u get a bear cub when ur a toddler auntie?

I ride a bear to work this is all real guys

I ride a bear to work this is all real guys

“oh ur in the Navy, u kiss other dudes”

“oh ur in the Navy, u kiss other dudes”

Russia’s so big it’s got all sorts of wildlife though Amur tigers are probably the most iconic

Russia’s so big it’s got all sorts of wildlife though Amur tigers are probably the most iconic

I think koalas are pretty dangerous cuz they carry chlamydia

I think koalas are pretty dangerous cuz they carry chlamydia

Molly whoopin ass ✌️

Molly whoopin ass ✌️

I’ve got my stare instead of an AK-47

Yea Russian folks definitely tote poles and ride bears

I’ve got my stare instead of an AK-47

Yea Russian folks definitely tote poles and ride bears

time to drink wit my lil bro

time to drink wit my lil bro

I don’t care what the context is I’m Russian blood

I don’t care what the context is I’m Russian blood

So yeah shoutout to Cunti for the patience

So yeah shoutout to Cunti for the patience

Put me in her shoes if you threw sauce at her yesterday or whatever, I’d smack you with a pillow

Put me in her shoes if you threw sauce at her yesterday or whatever, I’d smack you with a pillow

She’s just gotten used to you

She’s just gotten used to you

W mf collab W Friday night

W mf collab W Friday night

Hell yeah broski go off you tell em

Hell yeah broski go off you tell em

gettin milked is crazy

gettin milked is crazy

If my students interrupted me like that I’d be locked up by now

If my students interrupted me like that I’d be locked up by now

Omg Jay lmfao

Omg Jay lmfao

“Go ahead *2 seconds later* YES THATS WHAT I’M SAYING”

“Go ahead *2 seconds later* YES THATS WHAT I’M SAYING”

We’ve got face-pay terminals here no card

We’ve got face-pay terminals here no card

folks just gonna leave carts full of groceries if they cant use tap

folks just gonna leave carts full of groceries if they cant use tap